If tequila was putting together a posse to save the town from certain doom, these would be the ingredients that ponied up. Reposado tequila and his brother, Mezcal, are a pair of outlaws with hearts of gold, determined to save the people they love and dazzle a few damsels while they're at it. Blood orange chili shrub is a smoky, spicy fellow who turned a bit sour after being wrongly convicted to a life in prison. He escaped after defending a helpless fellow inmate from the sadistic warden and when he did, he vowed to always walk on the path of righteousness. Lime and pineapple are the sheriffs in this here town, and everyone's counting on them to be just sweet and sour enough to maintain the peace. Banana is kinda just there...but his shenanigans keep the crowd laughing from curtains up to curtains down. You better watch out, because this level of cocktail justice is enough to make any drinker say "Ay, Chingon!"